Puns coming in...
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Theese jokes are too cheesy
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When time is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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Brides have a new name and *a dress*.
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A broken pen is pointless.
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I was going to make a herb dish, but I coulden't find the thyme.
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Q: What's the midget of electricity?
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A: A short circuit.
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